By Brian Moylan, Hollywood.com Staff
If you live outside of L.A., the only reason you would know Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood is if you are a fan of the celebrity media. If that is the case, then you know full well that in the month of October, this is the place where every D-lister in the celebrity world with either a child to please or a pair of short denim cut-offs to show off arrives to get their picture taken with the little orange orbs.
I would sort of like this to stop immediately. There are plenty of us out there that love Halloween and we don't want its image tainted with these scantily clad, fame-seeking monstrosities giving our favorite holiday a bad name. Child bride and Twitter over-sharer Courtney Stodden is definitely queen of this genre; however, she's not even upscale enough to be at Mr. Bones. Her picture was taken at Lombardi Pumpkin Patch. That's sort of like going to Olive Garden while all the cool kids are hanging out at Cheesecake Factory. But still, it's just as bad as everyone else.
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