The "Herald Tribune" reports a Florida man - drunk and out of money - asked police to help him lie to his wife.

The  27 year old man allegedly flagged down a police officer Thursday morning and said he had been robbed at gunpoint.  The officer became suspicious, however, when the man kept changing his story. 

He eventually admitted to police that he couldn't tell his wife he had spent 300 dollars at a strip club.  He wanted the police to give him a robbery report so his wife wouldn't find out how he spent half his paycheck.  Officers declined his request and left him to break the bad news to his wife.

No word on the guy's condition AFTER telling his wife.