No, this is NOT from the Onion. There's irony and then there's irony. lobbying and protesting for unborn human beings should be considered a human rights violation. Hell, even urging a relative not to have an abortion, could be a human rights violation:
“There is a strong presumption against any retrogressive measures in relation to sexual and reproductive health,” the document continues.
“States are responsible for exercising due diligence, or acting with a certain standard of care, to ensure that non-governmental actors, including private service providers, insurance and pharmaceutical companies, and manufacturers of health-related goods and equipment, as well as community and family members, comply with certain standards.”
This is as stunning as it is offensive.