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Lucky Charms Sex Quiz

by Cade

A new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit reveals your bedroom personality.  Take this test to reveal what you're like in the sack!


Don't cheat!  Before you take the test, choose your favorite marshmallow from the list below:


  • Pink Hearts
  • Yellow Moons
  • Orange Stars
  • Green Clovers
  • Blue Diamonds
  • Purple Horseshoes
  • Those icky oat bits

Green Clovers

If your favorite marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed.  You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you're with someone else.  You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.


Blue Diamonds

If your favorite marshmallow type is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are always about what you'll get later.


Orange Stars

If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect to be the center of attention in bed.  You expect your partner to spend most of the time pleasing you and when you do something for them, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause.  People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time.  They often moan out their own names during lovemaking.


Pink Hearts

If you like pink hearts, you are the romantic type.  You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if they're too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables.  People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels and are turned on by people wearing armor.


Purple Horseshoes

If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped.  You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swing-sets, and chocolate pudding.  Be careful when going on a picnic with anyone that likes purple horseshoes -- she/he is likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?!


Yellow Moons

If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own.  You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express their needs verbally or non-verbally.  People who like yellow moons usually own several pair of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them.  Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all of the yellow moons out of their cereal as soon as they open the box.


Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all

If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway.  People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians or government employees.  These people chow down a big bowl of oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive song lyrics in rock songs.  They are truly the scourge of our society.